10 REASONS WHY CLIMBING IS BETTER THAN SEX...

CHOICE OF NOVICE OR EXPERT ROUTES

A CLIMB CAN LAST ALL DAY

GUIDEBOOKS TELL YOU HOW MANY VISITORS HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE YOU

YOU CAN PICK THE LENGTH AND DIAMETER OF YOUR ROPE

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BACKING YOU UP IN CASE YOU FALL OFF

YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR PROTECTION BEHIND FOR THE NEXT GUY

LOTS OF TIGHT CRACKS

IT'S NOT CONSIDERED KINKY TO WEAR A HARNESS

THE ONLY RUBBER YOU WEAR IS ON YOUR FEET

THERE ARE STILL ROCKS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN TOUCHED